Top Ten Reasons You Should Attend The Man Conference
Next weekend, Riv is hosting The Man Conference and you should register right now. Here are the top ten reasons to attend:
10. You shouldn’t attend if you are a woman.
9. There will be short teachings from all 8 of the Riv pastors.
8. The conference is made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
7. It’s only $10 and we’ll let your lady attend The Woman Conference for $5 more.
6. Steve Sommerlot.
5. “Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong.” – 1 Corinthians 16:13
4. 8 teachings on 8 manly topics packed into 6.5 hours.
3. The more men we get to attend, the longer the building will smell like Old Spice.
2. If the cost would prohibit you from attending, we’ll cover it, no questions asked. (You still have to register.)
1. Noel will be telling a story about how astronauts pee in space.
Come to think of it–you don’t need a reason. Just be a man and register for the conference.